My Rejected ‘Breaking Dawn - Part 2’ ScreenplayīELLA: Jacob! Thanks for coming to the reception, but you missed the wedding! You guys are the kind of vampires that don’t have any of the characteristics of vampires.įive Product Ideas Better Than Bella Swan’s Engagement Ring I want you to be able to look at yourself in the mirror a year from now.īELLA: But a year from now I’ll be a vampire, and vampires don’t cast reflections.īELLA: Oh, right, I forgot. It’s pretty hard not to slaughter humans and guzzle their sweet, sweet blood! I don’t want you to do anything you’ll feel guilty about. But I’m worried that after I convert you, you won’t be able to control yourself. We’ve known each other for almost a year and a half! And I’m practically 19!ĮDWARD: Are you sure you want to go through with this?īELLA: Hey, whatever it takes to have sex.ĮDWARD: It’s just … there’s something I never told you.īELLA: Edward, I know about the vampire thing, and I’m OK with it.īELLA: You’re not one of those guys who get married and then keep playing video games all the time, are you?ĮDWARD: Well, several decades ago, I went through a bit of a “Dexter” phase, where I would kill bad people and drink their blood.īELLA: So your big dark secret is that you, a vampire, have a history of drinking people’s blood?ĮDWARD: Well, yes. I’ve never done it before!ĮDWARD: Better she should help you practice smiling, but one thing at a time, I guess.īELLA: I’m so glad we’re finally getting married and having sex, Edward. Alice was helping me practice walking in high heels. Where have you been?īELLA: Getting ready for the wedding.
MY SCREENPLAY ADAPTATION OF STEPHENIE MEYER’S “BREAKING DAWN”ĮDWARD: There you are! I’ve been lurking in your bedroom for hours, like some kind of creep. Anyway, here’s what I submitted for the first of the two “Breaking Dawn” movies. This is the fourth time I’ve submitted a screenplay adaptation of a “Twilight” book, and the fourth time I’ve been rejected - and not just rejected, but ignored! Totally ignored! I put my script in an envelope addressed to Twilight movies, Hollywood, California, mailed it, and heard nothing back. My Rejected ‘Breaking Dawn - Part 1’ Screenplay
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